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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a deer with one good eye? A good idear..."
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"What do you call someone incapable of eating people? A can't-ibal"
"What do you call the annual cat beauty pageant? The adora-bowl."
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't even weigh yourself unless you are an infant or leprechaun or something."
"What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium? Pandemonium breaks out."
"I like to help my children think up cruel nicknames for the other kids at their school."
"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"
"What do a teenage girl and her baby have in common? They're both thinking, ""Oh shit! My mom's gonna kill me."""
"My sister asked me to take of her clothes too!! She's a quadriplegic, and is incapable of doing so by herself."
"What is WILL.I.AM going to be called after he dies? WILL.I.WAS"