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Joke of the Day
"When my swear jar gets full I'm gonna use the money to buy a motherfucking puppy!"
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"My attitude in exams, they give me questions I don't know, I give them answers they don't know.."
"Kim Jong Un walked into a bar The North Korean media still said he got a gold for high jump"
"Saw two blind people fighting today. I said, ""I think that the guy with the knife will win!"" They both ran away. Edit: Grammar"
"Pakistan launches a rocket to Moon. Pakistani News channel reports: ""Water and fishes found on Moon."" BBC reports: ""Pakistani satellite found in Arab sea."""
"What's the capital of Canada? Tim Hortons."
"A physicist notices a man about to jump of a really tall building, he yells: DONT JUMP YOU HAVE SO MUCH POTENTIAL"
"Let's play the Rihanna drinking game! We'll drink a shot of vodka every time she says 'work'. [2 minutes later] *house is on fire*"
"What is the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken."
"What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !"