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Joke of the Day

"Oh, did my tweet insulting a celebrity upset you? Maybe you should tell them about it the next time you guys hang out."

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"Every girl on Tumblr smells like Chapstick and cats."
"I'm not Racist! I have a colour TV."
"Mouse and elephant are on their way to the pool. *Told* *by* *my* *adorable* *niece.* Elephant: Bollox! I forgot my swim trunks! Mouse: Don't worry, I brought a spare."
"There are 363 days till Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable."
"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."
"Why couldn't the lake birds get along? Because they were SWAN enemies."
"My friend lost his toes in a car accident, so I punched him in the face I'm lack toes intolerant"
"A nun who was known to smoke a pack a day just recently quit her habit. Now she just smokes naked."
"Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers."