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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam? A few degrees."

"Mum I found Dad Haven't I told you to stop making holes in the garden?"

"whats the difference between me and the bible? i'm easy to read"

"Now I'm not saying that your new girlfriend is a slut.. but Bermuda Triangle has swallowed fewer seamen."

"Another Twilight movie?God I hope Abraham Lincoln shows up and slays every last one of them."

"The only time that I get sucked in bed is when there's a mosquito in the room."

"My girlfriend cheated on me I told her to leave the game."

"I just saw a gang fight. One gang claimed that grease is the word, and the other said that bird is the word. I think eight guys were killed."

"What do politicians and diapers have in common? They both should be changed regularly, for the same reason! *ba dum tssh*"

"What did the baby corn say? what did the baby corn say to momma corn? where is popcorn."