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Joke of the Day

"Eating a cucumber would be the 2nd worst way to discover that you are allergic to cucumbers."

"A chicken, a hawk and a duck walk into a lawn... SuperDuck"

"I clicked on an ad for horny single women in my area and got a virus... It was chlamydia."

"What is mitosis? Those are the things on the ends of my feetsis. Thought of this during my last bio exam."

"I bet vampires just walk around saying how different things were in back the old days."

"I squish my belly fat around during serious conversations because I have intimacy issues."

"What's Quentin Tarantino's favorite Christmas Carol? Django Bells. Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to you all!"

"Well you know what they say You can't teach a gay dog straight tricks. -Chef (South Park)"

"Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger's engagement proves that not only is love blind, it's also deaf."

"A man comes home from work one night to catch his blonde girlfriend sliding down the banister naked. He blurts out ""What do you think you're doing?"" ""Just heating up dinner"" she replies."