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Joke of the Day
"Ace of Base and the Lords of Acid meet in a bar and neutralize each other"
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"Every man was once a man trapped in a woman's body."
"Hey imbecile, just because you are listening to loud music on your iPod, doesn't mean that the rest of the supermarket can't hear you fart"
"What do vegetables say when they go to party's? TURNUP!"
"My friend told me to stop singing Wonderwall I said Maaaybe"
"""You won't like me when I take my estrogen pill."" -Bruce Jenner"
"Saw an old couple arguing at each other in public yesterday Apparently one of them is going to be president"
"What do you call a pretty lady on the arm of a drummer? A Tattoo."
"Walks into a room - A doctor walks into a patient's room ...and decides to update the chart. He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thermometer and says ""Great! What asshole has my pen?"""
"A man and his son are sitting, naked, on a couch... ... and the little boy asks, ""Dad why are our penises different?"" The father replies, ""Firstly, son, you don't have an erection."""