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Joke of the Day
"My Boyfriend: Why are you so dramatic? Me: (Getting eaten by a lion)"
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"What is the difference between picking your nose.... ...and fucking someone up the ass? When picking your nose, you hope something **will** be stuck to the end after you pull out!"
"Why is the book ""Women Who Love Too Much"" a disappointment for many men? No phone numbers."
"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I don't know how they'd get in there."
"Irony It's ironic how upset people get over people incorrectly using the word 'ironic'."
"Why is it that in girls tampons commercials they're always laughing and dancing? Shouldn't they be revving chainsaws and burning stuff down?"
"Don't touch my nutella with your banana."
"""Computers will never replace humans."" - Cannibal wisdom."
"Why does bread not have eyebrows? Because it's bread."
"A daughter asked her mother how to spell penis? her mom said you should have asked me last night it was at the tip of my tongue."