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Joke of the Day

"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night."

"What's the difference between a jew and a boy-scout? Boy-scout comes back from the camp"

"Why is it that sumo wrestlers shave their legs? So they don't get mistaken for feminists."

"'You look fat' is both an ice-breaker and a bone-breaker"

"I heard that loneliness can take 10 years off your life! I'm gonna die in 20 years."

"My colour blind friend told me there were only two kinds of people in the world. I told him to stop seeing things in black and white."

"What's the difference between a fish market and Nicki Minaj? One has halibut and one has hella butt."

"What is the difference between an arrested public masturbator and a period? The period comes after the sentence."

"Multitasking: screwing up several things at once."

"When I take pictures of cheese I yell ""SAY HUMANS!"" and me and the cheese laugh and laugh and then I binge eat and cry."