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Joke of the Day

"John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. ""Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"" You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town"

"The economy is SO bad... ...that Americans are emailing Nigerians and asking for help with money."

"A girl from the recruitment agency called. She said, ""Sir, I have three openings for you."" I said, ""I know."" She hung up."

"Why couldn't the post-it note make it to his son's birthday party? Because he was stuck at the office!"

"I'm single because I'm pretty good at recognizing crazy."

"Melanoma victims hate it at first... ...but it grows on them.^I'm^sorry^..."

"What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts? He AJAXulated."

"I repaired my drum set after my son broke it... ... ... Now he has to deal with the repercussions."

"Who's this Rorschach dude? And why is he so good at drawing pictures of my mom beating me?"

"What did the left bum check say to the right bum check? He said ""If we stick together, we can stop this shit."""