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Joke of the Day

"how do you hide from hitler? Standstill.... he can nazi."

"If you think your job is meaningless remember that in the BMW factory, there are people whose job is to install turning lights"

"At first I didn't really like my haircut... ...but now it's really growing on me."

"Why doesn't Captain Picard have an iPhone He already has an android, and it came with a data plan."

"Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers."

"You're not considered an alcoholic if you're married."

"Did you here they opened a pasta joint in hell? They call it Dante's Alfredo!"

"I'm going to open a sperm bank. I'll call it ""Get a load of that guy"""

"Meatloaf would do anything for love Except for eating a proper diet and exercising regularly."

"life is like a box of chocolates: it kills dogs"