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Joke of the Day
"how do you hide from hitler? Standstill.... he can nazi."
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"My wife and I often orgasm at the same time But rarely in the same place."
"Saw a really stunning cute girl in Thailand on the bus, couldn't stop looking. I thought ""please don't get a boner, please don't get a boner..."" But she did."
"Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?"
"The chicken and the egg lay in bed together sharing a cigarette... The chicken turns to the egg and says, ""well, I guess we answered that one."""
"Somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen that said 'Parking Fine'."
"I think somebody went on my Facebook without me knowing... Everything on it is French now."
"When all else fails burn shit, people will forget how much of a failure you are when they see stuff on fire."
"The Model Her Garb was just pure Garbage, and she had a silly old Bag: she drank so much that we all went Dutch.-and of course she lost her Rag."
"This is blatant click bait... come on, turn this purple, I know you want to..."