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Joke of the Day

"I love that one Reggae song. You know, that one about weed."

"What's so fragile that even mentioning it breaks it? The male ego."

"I hate having sex with my partner while we're camping... It's two fucking in tents."

"What does Batman use to wash his hair? Conditioner Gordon."

"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""

"Do you believe in cod? Because I reely trout it exists."

"A double amputee was brought in for questioning after a shooting at a local convenience store. Police released the man soon after they discovered he was unarmed."

"I've never seen a nudist I wanted to see naked."

"Dark humor is like food. Not everybody gets it."

"I saw a man at the beach screaming, ""Help, shark, help!"" I laughed because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him."