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Joke of the Day

"As bad as 2016 seems to be, it could be worse... You could have got a phone call from Charlie Sheen."

"What do you call a homosexual weight lifter? Trap Queen"

"What makes a good joke timing. ..."

"Why is it ""romantic"" when Aladdin sings A Whole New World while flying on a carpet but ""pathetic"" when I sing it while laying on a bath mat?"

"Not only is today Leap Day, but it's also the 52nd anniversary of Family Circus first appearing in newspapers Wow, that's amazing. Just think about it. That's the same joke told 19,028 different ways"

"You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up. ^^^^^^sorrynotsorry"

"Thinking outside the box is dangerous... Because that's where all the cats leave their poo."

"Excuse me Sir... But are you a bratwurst? ...you could be the meat between my buns."

"I'm appalled by the amount of sex, violence and profanity on TV. It's too fucking low."

"What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate"