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Joke of the Day
"I wonder Is Gordon Lightfoot heavy handed?"
Next Joke
"How do you eat a vegetable? First get her out of the chair"
"What did the hen say to his bar pals? Let's get some chicks!"
"How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? (NSFW) It depends on how hard you throw them."
"I wouldn't be mad. And the Lord said unto John ""Come forth and receive eternal life"". But John came fifth and won a toaster."
"This bathroom stall was quite a find. Not only does the toilet paper come in a book but it also has its own phone and a view of the city."
"My girlfriend and I are so different... I exist and she doesn't."
"Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade"
"I had a lovely threesome with my girl friend and her twin He is a lovely chap"
"The doctor just told my girlfriend and I that the baby is coming early. Like father, like son."