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Joke of the Day

"Why was 10 scared? ... because he was in the middle of 9-11! Better phrasing recommendations appreciated :-)"

"So it's legal to sleep on a pillow but illegal to hold it over someone's face until they die? Ugh, government"

"What do big banks and Hillary Clinton have in common? They aren't too big to fail"

"Two reddit admins walk into a bar [deleted]"

"What do elephants sing at christmas ? Noel-ephants Noel-ephants..."

"*snorts a line of powdered milk* God damn it feels good to be healthy"

"Glad the lady in front of me decided at the last second to stop at the yellow light as I prefer to eat my fries from the dashboard."

"What's it called when a hippy hangs himself? Tie-die"

"1 in 5 American children are now on food stamps which is why we must cut food stamps to reduce their dependency on food."

"My nun friend has started to wear holely clothes recently. I think she is getting into a bad habit."