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Joke of the Day
"*snorts a line of powdered milk* God damn it feels good to be healthy"
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"Why do girls have to get periods? Why can't Mother Nature just text us and be all like ""yo bitch, you ain't pregnant. Catch ya next month homegirl""."
"When humorists pole-dance it's called a comic strip."
"Don't iron your four leaf clovers You don't want to press your luck."
"You lost me at ""my psychic said.."""
"President Bush's speech on the 10th Anniversary of Katrina Brownie did a heck of a job!"
"Once an American asked a Mexican.. ""What separates dogs and Mexicans?"" The Mexican said, ""A border""."
"Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella."
"Diarrhea is hereditary... It runs in the jeans (genes)"
"In an effort to be sexier for my wife, I figured I'd pluck 60% of my chest hair... 3 of the 5."