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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a hippy hangs himself? Tie-die"
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"Limerick L is for lovable Lena, Who met a ferocious hyena; Whatever occurred I never have heard; But anyhow, L is for Lena."
"A man with a lute... ..went to the pub for a drink, but the bouncer stopped him and said, ""Sorry mate, you're bard."""
"An Irishman walked out of a bar. What? It could've happened!"
"What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do."
"My friend asked me if I was interested in a chess tournament. I said yes and he tried to sell me a sculpture of a woman's tits."
"What do you call a guy who screams, ""I love you, mom!"" every time he climaxes? Me."
"My brother said his wife is ""like a plunger"" when she gets drunk. She likes to bring up old shit. Hahahaha"
"What does a casino and a prostitute have in common? They both fuck people for money."
"I've found that most girls make a lot of noise in the bedroom... Usually right after they see me at the window."