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Joke of the Day
"What's it called when a hippy hangs himself? Tie-die"
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"As of today, I've been married to my best friend for 10 amazing years. Love you, sweetie! Is she gone? OMG, you guys, I'm being smothered."
"What's the difference between a hockey player and a hippie chick? The hockey player takes a shower after three periods."
"Speaking of lent some of you mofos owe me money"
"If Great Britian leaves the EU then it will be like its own Hong Kong Owned by the British, surprisingly prosperous for its size, and desperately longing to be white."
"Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs? They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)"
"My corduroy pillow has been making headlines all week."
"What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep? Foreplay"
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion."
"Most 00's kids won't get these... Decent jobs"