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Joke of the Day

"I found a dog (no joke). If he's yours let me know. Male german shepherd. I am teaching him how to use a gun and drive a motorcycle."

"Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball? Because he couldn't find a date!"

"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"

"Here's a good one The 2016 political race."

"When someone texts ""whatcha doin"" after midnight the appropriate response is ""someone else"" even if you're just eatin' pizza all alone."

"Where is the best place to stream a suicide ? On Google HANGout."

"We don't have Taco Bell in South Africa because this country's been through too much already."

"Definition of laziness : It's a talent of taking rest before you get tired..........coz prevention is better than cure"

"I was at Redbox, but I didn't know what to watch. I consulted my groceries, and my pizza said, ""Keep Frozen."""

"I've been seeing some anti-gay humor on this sub lately and wanted to say something: Gay jokes ARE NOT funny. Come on guys."