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Joke of the Day

"So my homework told me to use a table to solve the equation But I already am using a table to solve it. What, should I normally do my math on the floor?!"

"Did you hear about the guy who is addicted to drinking brake fluid? It's okay though, he said he can stop whenever he wants."

"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"

"Look At Me Darling Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife Man: ""Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite"" Wife Smiled And Reply: ""But Shame On The 5cm Fuse"""

"a local dj is beat up and left for dead, i guess you could say... the tables have been turned"

"What's the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? Mainly, the taste."

"I heard if you went on a diet.. you could end world hunger."

"Did you hear about the two fat guys who ran in the marathon? One ran in short bursts, the other in burst shorts."

"What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea? A salad shooter"

"What did the volcano say to the other volcano? Do you lava me like I lava you?"