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Joke of the Day

"I once asked a Frenchman if he plays video games. He responded, ""Oui."" I told him Xbox is better."

"So I posted an opposing view on r/The_Donald [removed]"

"Bears eating a clown Two bears finish eating a clown and one of them asks the other ""Did he taste funny to you?"""

"my favourite one-liner a seal walks into a club."

"How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra? She pulled some strings."

"What's the most poular Christmas carol in the desert? Oh caaamel ye faithful."

"I have a pill that helps you lose pounds fast its called the brexit pill"

"What is a long distance love? It's when you're in the office, bed is at home and whiskey is in the bar."

"I am going to lead a long life. That's the only way I will ever get caught up on all my homework."

"A female weight lifter went to the doctor ""Doc, I've been takin steroids for a few years now and as a side effect, I've grown a Penis"" ""Anabolic""? Asked the doctor. ""Nope just a Penis"" she replied."