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Joke of the Day

"my parents met on reddit im the joke"

"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? drizzle."

"I decided to make a new logo for /r/jokes you like it?"

"date: where did u get that, i don't see that on the menu me: (biting into my corn on the cob) i bring my own corn on the cob"

"Apparently women like tall men as it makes them feel protected. That's probably why men like thin women, so they can see predators sneaking up behind the women."

"What do you call a bra that tightens the more you try to take it off? A booby trap!"

"Oscar Pistorius gets six years jail. Jail, then home detention, and back to jail. Wow, for someone with no legs he's covering a lot of ground."

"What STD did Forrest Gump catch? NSFW Jennytal Warts"

"What's the best part about living in Switzerland? Not sure, but the flag is a big plus."

"A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses"