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Joke of the Day

"A super moon is just like a regular moon except Lois Lane doesn't recognize it when it's wearing horn rimmed glasses"

"Your swag is gonna look amazing on that Burger King application."

"How did they name Canada? They picked letters out of a hat: C eh, N eh, D eh."

"Hotel porn A father checks into a hotel with his children and whispers to the clerk, ""I hope the porn is disabled."" The clerk replies, ""It's regular porn, you sick fuck."""

"Why did they go from Windows 8 straight to Windows 10? Because 7 8 9!"

"You're a Jehova's Witness? What was Jehova accused of?"

"Girlfriends are like puzzles. The smaller ones are easier to beat"

"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."

"What kind of bees make milk? Boo-bees"

"what does my dad and christmas crackers have in common? they show up once a year to make me cringe with their dad jokes, and then give me a shitty gift."