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Joke of the Day
"What is Snoop Dogg's favorite weather? drizzle."
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"How do you castrate an Amish man? Kick his sister in the jaw."
"Whale junior: Dad, where did I come from? Papa whale: From my penis. Whale junior: Umm thanks? Papa whale: You're whalecum"
"He drank the entire bottle of olive oil? Olive it."
"My favorite machine at the gym is the one you put change in and snacks come out"
"Damn my forehead is big! My Mom used to call it a fivehead."
"What did baby corn say to mama corn? Where's popcorn?"
"Hi I'm michael cera and this is jackass [blows on his yogurt to make sure it's not to hot]"
"Yo mama's like the sun you look at her to long you will go blind!"
"Why your convertible is like the best girlfriend you've ever had (1) She enjoys when you're inside her (2) She squeals when you're going hard and fast (3) She takes her top off whenever you ask"