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Joke of the Day
"What STD did Forrest Gump catch? NSFW Jennytal Warts"
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"Remember when you were a kid and used to blow bubbles? He was askin' about you the other day."
"When the picture of the vampire's grandmother crashed to the floor in the middle of the night what did it mean? That the nail had come out of the wall."
"Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free."
"Two consonants and a vowel go into a bar..."
"what has three legs and a cunt a drum stool"
"What do you call a fat kid with 3 teeth and a lazy eye? Names."
"Two lawyers walk into a bar Exam"
"What's the difference between a black person and Christmas lights? Nothing. They both look good hanging from trees."
"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"