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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him in the face with an Axe"
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"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."
"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*"
"I like my women like I like my dick... ...kept in a dark place and taken out to be beaten every once in a while"
"I'm drafting a plan to make more guy friends. So far all I have is ""Don't say ""super"" as often"" and ""Talk about beards."" I'm super jazzed."
"Him: What's your fantasy, baby Me: Me, you and my cat wearing matching sweatersWHERE ARE YOU GOING I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NACHOS"
"You're psychiatrist's opinion about your social media habits don't count if he has less followers than you."
"Friendly like talking"
"So I ordered a sex toy online. It was so good, even the mail came."
"What kind of doctor deals with pussies? A whinecologist."