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Joke of the Day

"What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message."

"What's the definition of a great farmer? He's outstanding in his field."

"Is there a class for just the karate noises?"

"Dear Apple: When I want to say ""fuck"" & ""shit"" I don't want to say ""duck"" & ""shot"". So duck the iPhone! Oh, shot!"

"My ex-wife accused me of being a crossdresser... So I packed her things and left"

"Pros and Cons of Easter Pro: Eating a chocolate bunny that's hollow inside. Con: Looking in the mirror and realising you're the same."

"How to trap a Bear. 1.) Dig a Hole. 2.) Put Peas around the Hole. 3.) Put ashes inside the Hole. 4.) When the Bear comes to take a Pea Kick him in the ash hole."

"I think this is the weekend to finally tell my parents I'm straight."

"What do you call a water fowl looking in a window? Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)"

"whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? pizzas dont scream when they get put in the oven."