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Joke of the Day

"Him: What's your fantasy, baby Me: Me, you and my cat wearing matching sweatersWHERE ARE YOU GOING I HAVEN'T EVEN TOLD YOU ABOUT THE NACHOS"

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"[hands over brown bag with 10,000 ransom] ""Now give me my wife."" ""This is short by 2.39"" [hides Mcflurry] ""it's all I got."""
"Don't trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza...."
"I would share a joke that my friend in prison sent me in a letter... But I don't like to quote out of con text."
"What did Al Gore play on his guitar? An algorithm."
"Why are setups to jokes so important? because seven ate nine."
"At McDonalds Cashier: You total is to tell your kids that you love them Me: Look lady if I loved them I wouldn't be feeding them this crap"
"Studies show unprotected sex has over an 8 percent chance of causing Cancer. The same study found a near equal chance of causing Gemini or Sagittarius."
"A joke about elevators It was funny on so many levels"
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