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Joke of the Day

"I bet when David Hasselhoff gets too drunk he roams the streets screaming ""KITT!"" When he can't find his car."

"Why is peter pan always flying? He neverlands I like this joke because it never grows old This joke is off the hook Sorry"

"I hate when I'm running away from monsters at the temple then crash into a tree and die because I wanted to collect all the gold."

"We are in the golden age of watching videos on your phone."

"What do you call a hooker who works for spaghetti? A pastatute!"

"Have you heard about the 2 tampons that could never get dates? [language] They were both stuck up cunts."

"""GET IT!?"" * ""Knock knock"" * ""Who's there?"" * ""Interrupting time traveler."" * ""Interrupting time traveler, who?"""

"why did they bury liberace face down? so his friends could stop by for a cold one..."

"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"

"Yelling ""shotgun"" when getting in a car means a seat in the front. Yelling it before getting on a plane means a seat in the TSA office."