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Joke of the Day

"What is the Revenant about? The unbearable lengths one man will go to get his revenge and win an Oscar."

"Why did the pasta get in trouble? Because he was stroganoff!"

"I haven't seen a Brazilian as bad as Fred since Stevie Wonder shaved his wife's pussy."

"*puts on layers of running gear* *makes a ponytail* *laces up sneakers* *drives to McDonalds*"

"What do a gynecologist and a pizza boy have in common? They both can smell it, but they can't eat it"

"Sometimes people say I look like Owen Wilson, and I always say the same thing to them Wooow, You're crazier than a road lizard."

"autism awareness day A day for people with autism to be aware they have autism"

"Just saw the first duckface of Spring."

"What is the difference between racism and the Chinese? Racism has many faces."

"Before we got married I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets."