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Joke of the Day

"Made this up when I was about 8 or 9 Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because his car was stuck in the cornfield!"

"What is a pirate's least favorite letter? Dear Sir/Ma'am We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons: 1. Illegal Downloading"

"What do you call a line of men waiting to get a hair cut? A barbecue"

"Blackjack is a lot like my love life. I always hit on 16"

"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."

"How many feminist does it take to screw in a light bulb? THAT'S NOT FUNNY"

"You've seen those mobile trucks for grooming pets, I just saw a mobile barbershop truck for humans and thought... I wonder if a dog drives that?"

"We all say tomato. There is no alternate pronunciation."

"How do they make bras for octopi? With suction cups."

"I bought some vinyl cleaner, just for the record."