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Joke of the Day
"You'd better czechoslovakia before you wreckyoslovakia."
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"When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's cute. I just find it strange how many people have knives on a date."
"What's worse than a fish in the SS? *Adolf*in. Man, I did *Nazi* that coming."
"How do you tell a Japanese girl you're breaking up with her ? You drop it on her twice."
"A man walks into a bar Ouch!"
"What did the Belgian Nazis call themselves? The Waffle S.S."
"Doctor says to his patient ""you have cancer and Alzheimer"".. Patient looks at him and says: ""At least I don't have cancer."""
"Cuddled up to my girlfriend last night, she said, ""Aw you finally chose me over Facebook!"" I just didn't have the heart to tell her my battery just died."
"I'm getting a new appreciation for black and white films... I just watched jungle fever and I loved it!!!"