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Joke of the Day
"optimists don't jack off... ...they jack on"
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"What do you call a surfer who loves Muhammad? A radicalized Muslim braaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
"Worst part of being sick? Sneezing while taking a piss..."
"Doc : You have been diagnosed with obesity. Me : Yeah it runs in my family. Doc : Nobody runs in your family, you fat fuck."
"How come Hitler never went to the movies? Because he could nazi!"
"[sound of can opening] wife: you're drinking a beer this early? me: c'mon...it's super bowl sunday wife: but we're still at church"
"My dog is sleeping soundly now that I've removed myself from his king sized bed."
"Did you guys hear that the hadron accelerator exploded? It was mass murder."
"Women who draw in their eyebrows are making a serious decision about what mood they're in for the rest of that day."
"Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying ""no""? No. Oh so it's you!"