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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying ""no""? No. Oh so it's you!"
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"Optimist- The glass is half full Pessimist- The glass is half empty Engineer- The glass is twice the size it needs to be. College Student- I can't afford the glass."
"What's the difference between a bomb vest and a feminist? A bomb vest does something when it's triggered."
"Wanna know the difference between a street performer and a hobo? The age"
"""Please. Make yourself at home."" *Brings cat and litter box inside* *Spreads cat poop on ground next to litter box*"
"What's a pirates favorite letter? You may think R, but a pirates first love will always be the C."
"Living in Greece.. Living in ""Greece "" now is like being a Sanitary Napkin. You're in the most beautiful place but in a bad period..!!"
"How did the Dairy Queen get pregnant? The Burger King forgot to wrap his whopper!"
"I have always wanted to swim with dolphins But they keep dying on me during the bus ride to the pool."
"Coining Money. George Washington: We should put ""We Trust In God"" on our money. Thomas Jefferson: Great idea! Did you get that? Yoda: Yep"