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Joke of the Day
"Worst part of being sick? Sneezing while taking a piss..."
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"Ugh, I just finished eating at a restuarant, and some patronizing waitress kept asking if I wanted another shaker! It was so insalting!"
"I phoned a Chinese restaurant. A guy answered and said ""Hello, I'm Wang King the chef"" I said ""Don't worry, l'll call back later when you're not busy """
"What I know about you has earned my attention. What I don't know about you is what makes you interesting."
"Why does iron man have a vagina? Because he's a Fe male"
"What do you call a crate of ducks ? A box of quackers !"
"I dated a girl with a lazy eye once... caught her seeing someone on the side though."
"Before mustaches were invented, people had to just GUESS who owned a water bed"
"Lower your expectations and I will totally amaze you."
"My doctor told me to refrain from heavy lifting. So now I can't masturbate."