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Joke of the Day
"A man walks into an old club. ""Please, do not touch the artifacts"" says the archeologist."
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"I met a girl with 12 nipples It sounds funny Dozen tit"
"""What charities do you donate to?"" ""I mostly just leave sunglasses all over the world."""
"What do you call a group of physicians with erectile dysfunction? Doctors Without Boners"
"Having sex is like riding a bike. Specifically, like that scene in Pee-wee's Big Adventure where everyone in the world has a bike except you"
"What's Beethoven's favorite fruit? Elton John."
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"An Irish guy in front of me said, ""Whale-oil beef-hooked"" I don't know what any of that has to do with forgetting your passport.."
"Why was the middle aged computer sad? He had a floppy disc."