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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a swiss roll? Push him down a hill."

"Got talking to a North African girl I got talking to a North African girl in her native language for hours, we just clicked."

"Why wrap a hampster in scotch tape... so it doesn't pop when you fuck it!"

"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? NSFW a sunken chest with no booty!"

"I have an excellent memory... I cant even remember the last time i forgot something."

"What Do You Call It When Someone Has a Bad Experience With Weed? Blunt trauma."

"I just answered someones question with..... I Reckon. and now I have to move to Oklahoma."

"What does getting pregnant and locking your car keys in your car have in common? They can both be fixed with a coat hanger."

"Did you hear about the scarecrow that got an award? It was for being outstanding in his field."

"""What if Waldo finds me first?"" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. ""Don't let that happen,"" she warns."