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Joke of the Day
"People keep asking me how I'm doing since moving to North Korea Eh, can't complain."
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"We hate what we do not understand. I'm not really sure what that phrase means, but it's stupid!"
"You don't know what you have until it's gone.... For example, toilet paper"
"What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza? Little Ceasars"
"I get hit with a lot of folding chairs for someone that's not a professional wrestler."
"Me: sandwich for lunch? 6yo: noooo!!! Me: how about salami, tomatoes, cheese & bread? 6: YES!! I win."
"Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?"
"In lieu of a gift I liked a couple of charities on FB in your honour"
"It's about damn time we start talking about spontaneous combustion. It doesn't happen in a vaccuum."
"What's Bill Clinton's drug of choice? Blow."