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Joke of the Day
"You don't know what you have until it's gone.... For example, toilet paper"
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"I'm trying to get on your good side, but I haven't found it yet."
"For a second I thought this cookie had raisins in it, but luckily they're just spider egg sacs."
"Thanks to the internet I know the actual medical terms for all the ailments that I'm positive I'm dying from."
"Why is Al Gore bad at dancing? You can't put passion into an Al Gore Rhythm (algorithm). Anyone? Anyone?"
"What's the difference between a liberal arts major and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family."
"What do we want? SOME GOOD DECISIONS! When do we want them? BEFORE LAST NIGHT!"
"And then Satan said, ""Put the alphabet in math..."""
"Why didn't the LoL champ care when she crashed her car? Because it was Elise"
"Yarrrr! What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr? ""R?"" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!"