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Joke of the Day
"Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?"
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"I like turntablism. Some of the samples really speak to me."
"My girlfriend left a note on the fridge, ""It's not working. I cant take it anymore, I'm going to moms"" I opened the fridge, the light came on, the beer was cold, WTF is she talking about?"
"A filthy dirty joke 4 white horses fell in a mud puddle!"
"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."
"How do you say ""fuck"" in Chinese? Buck"
"*good cop/bad cop interrogation* *good cop is nice to the suspect* *bad cop shoots good cop and sets suspect free* man he's a bad cop"
"Yes, I've been in love before. I've also had salmonella poisoning and you don't see me running back for seconds."
"What Do You Call it When Printers Have a Party? A paper jam"
"What is Jean-Paul Sartre's favorite animal? Lemur."