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Joke of the Day
"Besides tweeting during this job interview, what would you say is your biggest weakness?"
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"This is one of those gems thought up at 4 am, why does nobody listen to Neo-Nazis? It's all just white noise."
"the karate policy at this nursing home is bullshit"
"Why were all Roman buildings made of stone? They crucified the carpenter."
"What do you call 2000 mockingbirds? Two kilomockingbirds (credit goes to my old physics book)"
"What do rednecks do on Halloween? Pumpkin."
"It's been quite a while since I saw a movie with Jane, Henry, or Bridget I guess it's true what they say - absence makes the heart grow Fonda."
"You know what happened when your mom went swimming? The Titanic sank"
"What do you call... A cow with one leg? Lean beef What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Your mom"
"I like two kinds of men: domestic and imported."