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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call African water? Nicaragua"
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"Why did Trump refuse the debate with Bernie? Because chickens tend to run from people with a last name of Sanders."
"A cannibal and his son saw a pretty girl in the forest The son said: ""Dad, can we eat her?"" The dad said: ""No, son. We take her home and eat your mother"""
"Promoting religious concepts is a sin"
"Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza."
"Bears spend a bunch of time getting fat, sleep for a few months and then wake up skinny. Being a human is terrible."
"""But Lot's wife looked back as she was following behind him, and she turned into a pillar of salt, and Lot was like 'wtf' "" Genesis 19:26"
"One snowman says to the other snowman, ""do you smell carrots?"""
"People tend to overreact when they look in their rear view mirror & see you sitting in their backseat dressed like a clown."
"Why is acne better than a catholic priest? At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to come on his face."