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Joke of the Day

"Why is acne better than a catholic priest? At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to come on his face."

"Imagine how much self-control the people who make bubble wrap must have."

"You can't say Happiness without... ... Penis."

"Did you hear about child molester who plays the piano? He was fingering a minor"

"What did the Mexican say when his roof fell on him? Get off me Holmes!"

"Why wouldn't you laugh at punch lines in a circle-jerk? You'd see them coming."

"Roses are brown Violets are brown Who took a shit in my garden?"

"Hub: Did you eat all the nachos? Me: Noooo. I had one nacho. Hub: because they were stuck together? Me: LIKE I SAID, ONE NACHO!"

"I feel that jokes about basements are beneath me... ...but I won't tell you a joke about roofs because it'll go over your head."

"The ocean isn't shark-infested. It's the ocean. That's where sharks live. We aren't supposed to be there. Humans infest the ocean."