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Joke of the Day
"Good jokes are like pizza. This is not a pizza."
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"What do you call a terrorist in the North Pole? An ISISicle!"
"The janitor squints at the unfinished equation, picks up the chalk and scrawls methodically. Soon all the eights have top-hats like snowmen."
"What's the cutest part of a house? The awning. I know, I'm sorry."
"Iron Man is a super hero... Iron woman is a command."
"Did you here about the guy who had a wifi hotspot put in his foot? He wanted ""web""bed toes."
"I love people who don't take their sweet time pooping in a public bathroom. They take their shit seriously"
"One good way to prepare for marriage is to have someone come over and critique the way you load the dishwasher."
"What did the number zero say to the number eight? Nice Belt"
"*puts on sexy underwear and high heels* *grabs whip* *flicks whip* *searches for scissors to extricate whip from hair*"