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Joke of the Day
"One snowman says to the other snowman, ""do you smell carrots?"""
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"[Wakes up to a mysterious noise] Lover, is that you? *Refrigerator hums loudly*"
"The amount of tinder matches I've gotten has skyrocketed since I changed my interests from ""Murdering"" to ""Not Murdering"""
"Sorry for not ever wearing a shirt but my father was killed in one and I'm not about to make the same mistake."
"My mother always said, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your maid."" When I went to college the dorm had a maid who told us, ""Pick your clothes up off the floor, I'm not your mother."""
"It would have been way more anticlimactic if the video game had been called ""Where in the World is Carmen? San Diego."""
"This dog must been at some wild ass party last night. He still wearing a lampshade around his neck."
"A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO"
"A dark riddle. What has four limbs in the morning, two limbs in the afternoon, and is dead by evening? A disobedient slave."
"How do you build a flea circus? You have to start from scratch."