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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant? Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York."

"What's the difference between Al'qaeda and civilians? Beats me I just fly the drone!"

"I like Australian kisses. They're just like French kisses but down under."

"A teacher asked her students to use the word ""beans"" in a sentence... ""My father grows beans,"" said one girl. ""My mother cooks beans,"" said a boy. A third student spoke up, ""We are all human beans."""

"Q: Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder? A: So he could shoot his mouth off."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow plow? Give her a shovel!"

"What do radical feminists say when they are about to explode? **RAPE!!!**"

"I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King."

"What do you call a happy Lassie ? A jolly collie !"

"What is Error 619? When your kid sleeps in between."