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Joke of the Day
"I may be middle-class, but I'm hard. *Al dente*, you might say. **Jimmy Carr**"
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"Morehead Kentucky Its ironic that marriages are now happening again in morehead Kentucky.. Normally when you get married it turns out to be less head."
"The white Xbox One S was just announced. Of course it's 40% smaller than the black one."
"I taught my youngest niece and nephew to say ""Mommy steals credit cards"" when they're in a checkout line."
"What every man wants to hear after sex:"
"There should be a horror movie where an item associated with childhood innocence is unexpectedly evil"
"It's really only a matter of time before Lady Gaga gets Justin Beiber pregnant."
"What would you rather bea or wasp?"
"I called the rape advice hotline.... .... but they said it was only for victims"
"Why is an Oklahoma divorce like a Texas twister? Somebody's 'bout to lose a trailer."