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Joke of the Day

"""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well."

"(OC) What's the dirtiest part of a Jedi? The Forceskin."

"What do you call a midget in a subway saying, ""tick...tick...tick...""? A metro-gnome"

"Can we make it a rule not to put anything after the punchline? Seriously, it ruins the joke every time without fail."

"I went to a poltical one handed-people-demonstration ... and it was horrible, about 50% of them had no rights!"

"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."

"When he proposed to her. She found it very engaging."

"If there's not a man out there with ""Gluten Free"" tattooed above his junk then we've failed as a society"

"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"

"I can't wait to start blaming the GOP for everything wrong in America not being magically fixed upon their election to office."