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Joke of the Day

"If there's not a man out there with ""Gluten Free"" tattooed above his junk then we've failed as a society"

"Ray Rice. Michael Vick. And now Adrian Peterson. Congratulations, NFL. Your woman/children/animal abuse trifecta is officially complete."

"So I finally got Pokemon GO... I still haven't caught any Counter-Terrorists."

"Black holes suck. Think about it."

"Which war was the hungriest? Viet-nom."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? You don't know...? Oh.. Man, that's lame."

"What do you call a pirate who is all out of reales(Silver coins)? Long Gone Silver... /drops mic"

"A nerd walks in a Norwegian forest and asks his tour guide... so tell me, where are those YouTube trolls?"

"What did the Seven Dwarfs say when the prince woke up Snow White? Welp.... I guess it's back to jerking off!"

"I wish there was a way to musically tell someone to pour sugar on you but there isn't"