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Joke of the Day

"Q: Where is the world's fastest chicken from? A: Ethiopia!"

"What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with their hands and makes goofy noises at random volumes, and the other can't hear."

"My self esteem is so low.... The other night my hand told me that it had a headache."

"Getting married for sex... is like flying on an airplane for food."

"NSFL NSFW It's a dead baby joke... NSFL NSFW What's worse than a dead baby in a microwave?... The guy masturbating just outside the microwave..."

"How is Budweiser like Making Love in a Canoe? It's Fucking Close to Water."

"A jealous woman...can make the FBI look like mall security."

"I was telling people about my Mona Lisa joke... but I wasn't getting much of a smile about it."

"Jesus Christ walks into a hotel As he walks in, he hands the inn keeper three nails and asks. ""Can you put me up for the night?"""

"How do you know that you are dating a french horn player? Because when you kiss them they shove their fist up your butt"