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Joke of the Day

"If he pauses a video game to text you, he's probably already losing, no need to feel special or anything,"

"Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even."

"Did you hear about the goblin whose left arm and left leg cut off? Guess what he's alright now!"

"They say she has a sharp tongue. Yes she can slice bread with it."

"Too err is human... To Arr is pirate."

"Chess makes us to realize our life!!! Chess says everything about husband and wife. The King has to take things one step at a time, while the Queen can do whatever she wants."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? She heard there was a man laying bricks and she wanted to see it with her own eyes."

"Thieves broke into my house and stole everything except my soap. Dirty bastards."

"WW3 due to Ukraine The scariest thing about this World War Three starting is that we are on the Germans' side. They've never won a World War yet."

"Scientists have discovered a drug that can increase a woman's libido 100%. yeah. Its called jewelry."