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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken cross the road? She heard there was a man laying bricks and she wanted to see it with her own eyes."

"If everyone had a gun, we wouldn't have to worry about gun violence. This is why war zones are noted for their safety."

"""Mom! I'm going out!"" - You're not leaving this house until you change that miniskirt - Why not? - Because I can see your balls, Richard."

"How do you convince your neighbor to share their water with you? Try to get a long well."

"I'm not a racist. Racist people go to jail, and jail is for black people."

"A man walks into a bar And says ""ouch"""

"What did the Jewish pedophile say to the kid? Would you like to buy some candy?"

"I was going to tell a Periodic table joke... ...But they all Argon"

"My girlfriend used to smoke regularly. Then i slowed down and started using lube."

"Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share? They like rock."