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Joke of the Day

"Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even."

"Why do Canadians like to do it doggy style? So they can both watch the hockey game :D"

"[at funeral] ""it was so sudden"" really? ""yeah right in the middle of rap battle"" I thought you said he died of dysentery TERRY: That's right"

"My father's such a condescending man ... Since he died he's always looked down on me."

"and God said,"" Let there be light !"" Chuck Norris says"" Say please"""

"Hey people that sit on planes not reading, listening to or watching anything: you look like serial killers."

"I am allergic to fire Everytime I touch it I get burned"

"Peeing with a boner is the hardest thing to do."

"How many babies does it take to paint a fence? Depends how hard you throw them"

"If only Africa had more mosquito nets... ...then every year we could save millions of mosquitoes from dying needlessly of aids. - Jimmy Carr"